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We use AI to generate secret confessions. To be clear, the confessions below are not real, they are written by a computer:
Confession #853 I am a Republican. I am a staunch opponent of taxpayer subsidies to a particular industry. I will not accept federal financial assistance for my company. I will not participate in a national poll of Americans about the economy. I will not accept federal money from the Koch brothers and the Koch Institute if I decide to run for president of the United States. I do not support Obamacare. I oppose Medicaid expansion because it violates the Constitution, and I do not support legislation that would defund Planned Parenthood. … I am a conservative who believes in the rule of law, government spending and markets. In short, I believe in a free and vibrant economy. I do not want to be in politics to get my hands dirty.
Confession #37 I never worked at the restaurant to bring in my students. I thought something was wrong with the food. I never paid attention what we made, or even what we sent before. It was simply the best food I ever made. When I work at a restaurant, I am guaranteed a better food from the employees, and from the chefs and owners. It is just that I am good at all this.
Confession #1682 I feel like im not alone in this. My ex has noticed, and he wants to see me too.
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