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We use AI to generate secret confessions. To be clear, the confessions below are not real, they are written by a computer:
Confession #1761 So I made my own lemonade stand and filled it with water and tipped it over to the angry dog. The dog barked and threw the apple at the dog, knocking it out. The dog then started running after the furious dog, and I duck for cover. The angry dog had no ear for me, and came running after me, knocking my face out.
Confession #1288 I think im in love with my best friend, but i feel like im falling over myself.
Confession #1633 I'm a former student who was a member of a group called the Aam Aadmi Party. If I had been a member of that, I would have become the chief minister of Delhi. And I am the chief minister of Delhi, and I am going to appoint the Aam Aadmi Party chief minister. I am not going to resign. My role would be to make sure that Jony Iyer as chief minister of Delhi stays as minister and secretary general of the Lok Sabha. What I want to do is to bring about the change in the composition of the state government and state parliament as well as the functioning of the state government.
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